The Vitamin Shop of Horrors

I recently talked to my brother and he told me that his reason for living was his wife and little boy. I recently spoke to him about this and wanted him to explain further. He was reluctant at first but softened up and it was at that time that I realized that the most important thing was not ripped abs or some useless but not completely useless thing, but the fact that another human being was the cause and mostly positive cause for wanting to soldier on. So I went ahead and looked for vitamins online and looked into a situation to buy vitamin I might just go ahead and do it. I don't believe in many things and for this I do apologize, but I think the most important thing is to realize that self worth is not to be over shadowed by the prison that we keep our innermost feelings locked away into.

I recently looked into purchasing some please God bring back my hair products, and I’m reading the package of one of the products and everything sounds great until I get to the side effects (start reading them really fast) bloating, nausea, tremor, dry mouth, dizziness, impotence, sweating, homosexuality, discomfort of minorities, rash, diarrhea, hot flashes, vertigo, flatulence...eeeyouu ringworm, cholera, vagisill, myopathy, KILLER BEEEEES!!!! Parkinson’s, abnormal ejaculation, (for those of you at home, I am miming turning the product over to read more side effects) male impregnation, gout, decreased libido, gangrene, various genital disease, and fear of clocks. I think you would need to effect a people search private eye to get the requisite number of people to buy into this sort of thing.