I recently looked into purchasing some please God bring back my hair products, and I’m reading the package of one of the products and everything sounds great until I get to the side effects (start reading them really fast) bloating, nausea, tremor, dry mouth, dizziness, impotence, sweating, homosexuality, discomfort of minorities, rash, diarrhea, hot flashes, vertigo, flatulence...eeeyouu ringworm, cholera, vagisill, myopathy, KILLER BEEEEES!!!! Parkinson’s, abnormal ejaculation, (for those of you at home, I am miming turning the product over to read more side effects) male impregnation, gout, decreased libido, gangrene, various genital disease, and fear of clocks. I think you would need to effect a people search private eye to get the requisite number of people to buy into this sort of thing.